Tyson Chicken Ears

LINCOLN, Neb. – Police say a 24-year-old man is missing a chunk of his right ear that was bitten off by a woman who didn't like being called "fat." Police spokeswoman Katie Flood said officers were called to a Lincoln hospital around 3:25 a.m. Wednesday to talk to the injured man.
He told them that he'd been bitten at a party.
Flood said officers later learned that the injured man and two others had been arguing with other people at the birthday party. Flood says the man told 21-year-old Anna Godfrey that she was fat.
Officers said Godfrey then tackled the man and took a bite.
Flood said the ear chunk was not found.
Godfrey was arrested on suspicion of felony assault and remained in custody Wednesday. Case records don't yet list her attorney's name.


You know what happens when I call my nephew fat? He bites my ear or he sits on me. This is a typical fat response. Maybe she should've sat on this dude. I think he would've learned a lesson. We as skinny animals are only looking out for the well being of the fat animals. You gotta tell them because apparently they don't see it! Some animals just can't stop eating like this Katie girl. She finished her sammich then decided to go for this dude's ear Mike Tyson style. Was the ear necessary? Couldn't you have skipped a course maybe? Maybe the Tyson brand should add ears to their frozen chicken products. Get it? Tyson? Ears? Chicken wings? right.... anyway.... Rylee just eats and eats and eats and you know what? Now he can't clean his pooper! That's right. He can't reach. I wonder if this girl can clean her pooper?