Just when you thought Tiger Woods couldn't get any douchier we find out he's a HUGE Nickelback fan. So that makes, what.... one of them? Damn, Tiger... Nickelback sucks! Not only do they suck, but they are Canadian. I would go as far to say that I might hate Nickelback more than Rush, and I LOATHE Rush. To be honest with you I have no problem with Tiger popping out his pink thing and humping some sluts. Hell if my pink think still functioned properly you bet your front right paw that I'd be doing it kitty style. I have two problems with Tiger. One is that stupid ad he did for Nike that featured his dead father's voice over while he stared like a goon at the screen. That was low. What if I did a promotional spot for my blog that featured the bad man yelling at me to get off the couch? Well.. the bad man is still alive thankfully...but you get the point. That just ain't right, son. The other problem I have with Tiger is emeffin Nickelback. CLEARLY Buddhism isn't working for him since he's still making awful life decisions like partying with Nickelback. Man... Nickelback.... just when you thought it couldn't get worse for Tiger. He is a sick individual. Golden showers...choking bitches...Nickelback... I mean.... does it get any worse?
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