The Hockey Cat

I want to tell you guys that I am a huge hockey fan. Obviously the Bruins are my team because I'm a total homer, but I just love watching that puck go back and forth! It's like a little black fly that I have to catch! When I was a kitten I used to sit atop the old tube TV and try to catch it. I was training to be a goalie on the all feline hockey team. Anyway... the bad man upgraded to a 60" Plasma and put it on the wall. Needless to say I couldn't sit atop the TV anymore to train. I got old and I never made the team. Sad right? On the plus side have you guys seen HD TV? Hockey is the effin CAT NIP on HDTV! You can see the puck so well!! I will just sit on the couch and watch that thing fly around on the ice. Anyway... I digress....

Remember that hit on Savard by Matt Cooke? Total bullshit move! The bruins were total wusses on the ice when Cooke returned. They looked like a bunch of Yorkies running around and licking his face!



How sweet was it when Cooke got knocked the eff out by Evander "Holyfield" Kane?