Sand Sculptures

Dogs are so effing stupid. Really? Pee on everything? I pee in a sandbox. Do u know how awesome that is? You make these big giant clumps and those silly humans scoop it up. Sometimes I like to see if I can come up with any cool designs. One time I pissed a self portrait in the sand box. It had the big ears and everything! I was so proud that I quickly hopped out and went on a search for the first human I could find so I could show them. I saw CindyMom and gave her a big throaty Meowwww. She followed me to my pee sculpture and would you believe she scooped the damn thing out? I mean... Of all the disrespectful insensitive acts!! I'm still stewing about that one....