Tuesday, April 20, 2010

Stop Eating Cats




Holy effin shit!! STOP THE PRESSES!!! Have you seen this anywhere? Someone sent this to me, and I was absolutely offended. This is an OUTRAGE! Do these people have ANY idea what they are implying here? This is gonna start a trend of eating cats and keeping chickens as pets. Chickens make HORRIBLE pets! Don't you know this? Look at that stupid chicken! It looks so dumb and yellow. It's a bird and it can't even fly!! They are also very aggressive and they WILL peck your eye out and then you will die. 

Isn't it bad enough that my brethren disappear in the allies of chinese food restaurants? Now this!?  I demand that ALL of these posters get recalled before people start eating cats! I DEMAND IT!!! 

Please write to your congressman and demand that this be banned. 

  STOP  EATING  CATS!!!!!!!  

1 comment:

  1. Ru, I have something to confess. I ate one of your kind. To be fair however it was a baby chicken kitten sandwich. I am an equal opportunity eater. Don't blame me it is the fault of those damn PETA people brainwashing us to eat pets.
    I hope you can forgive me; I have started going to group therapy to try to kick my pet eating habit. I have been eating as many farm animals as possible sans cat. It is really hard though when I continually see those posters. Do you have any advice?

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