Aw Shit!

ALBION, Ind. - Police said that officers searching for a man wanted on methamphetamine charges found him hiding neck-deep in a liquid manure pit at a northeastern Indiana farm. Noble County sheriff's deputies thought they'd lost the man until an officer spotted him in the tank beneath an outbuilding floor on the farm near Albion.


Chief Deputy Doug Harp said the man, 52, had been neck-deep in the combination of hog and dog feces for at least an hour Tuesday evening. He later became combative and had to be shocked twice with a stun gun.


The suspect was treated at a hospital for hypothermia before he being taken to jail.

Now here's a story for you. This dude hides in a mound of poop. Clearly he must've been high out of his mind if he jumped head first into the poo pile. Even on my craziest cat nip highs I've never wanted to go near poo. In fact I tend to run from it. I'll drop a number 2 in the sand box and then I'm out of there!! Sometimes I don't even bury it if it's bad. I'll just let one of the humans get it. Not this guy. This guy hides in it. Dog poo is the worst too.... well... my nephew's is the worst. I won't even go anywhere NEAR the sandbox after he's been in it. Oh man.. that's the WORST. You have a 3 minute window to scoop that shit because it is pungent. whhheeeeewwwwwww. Ok... that's enough poo talk for the morning.