The Dutch Oven Blanket

Ladies and gentleman I present you with The Dutch Oven Blanket. Does your partner like to fart in bed and trap you under the blankets? Well no more!! The Fart Blanket will stifle those scents before they reach your tender nostrils! haha this is ridiculously hilarious! Whoever invented this blanket must have had years of torturous farts released in their presence. How ridiculous is it that they used military carbon fiber? Was there a surplus of if just laying around? Maybe they changed the diet in the armed forces so the soldiers haven't been farting as much. Now we can have them in our very own home for the very low price of $39.99. Wait, what? Did they say THREE payments of $39.99?? Now that is ridiculous. I would be buying this for everyone I know for christmas but not for $120.

They have a good idea here but their head is in the wrong place. Dutch ovens are fun and hilarious. I'll tell you where the money is at. The "Better Marriage Pair of Pants." Yeah... I can think of a few people who could use that product.